One day in the lakes and a pink towel

After much debate, SOME went to the lakes and the old gits went to Tan Hill on their bone shakers.  As much as we missed them, Martin and Simon were in training for their Everest trip and Ollie was in training to see if he was 'up to the job'.  I was along to just try and keep up with me mates.....

Martin managed to get a day off from domestic intelligence and Simon was taking his usual Friday sales visit so they were shopping by around midday and quaffing local brew by late afternoon.  'We'll meet you in the New Dungeon Pete (mate)' said Martin.  So around 10:00pm I started my hunt for the boyzzzzz.

Old Dungeon, New Dungeon, camp site; nowhere to be seen.  I found Martin's new tent and sleeping bag so I had a quick naked role around in it in best Ed type fashion and then wiped myself clean on Simon's new pink towel that ended up a slightly different colour but he'd never notice it amongst all the other stains.

After my short rest I went back on the pub trail and next to the New Dungeon was some other poncy sounding pub.  I walked in and thought I was back home as the barmaids were all blue eyed, slim, pretty Polish girls - Simon felt more at home here which is why this was the final destination and he kept on tucking £5 notes into their bra's - he seemed to enjoy getting slipped round the face and it did seem to be kind of acceptable as they kept the money and carried on bringing beer.

So, I'd found them and did ask where they had been.  Martin gave the usual response; some kind of garbled drunken message that sounded like 'Fuck off moaning, we're the Bowline, keep up or die.'  Ollie was fast asleep in the corner having got to his 12th pint and collapsed whereas S&M were onto the 15th and Simon was as ever on the phone to Kat telling her all about the lap dancers, how great it was to be with the lads, how much he loved the Lakes and of course, how much he loved her!! 

It was going to be a full on weekend.

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